Alas poor blog!

Alas poor blog for I have forsaken thee!

I have neglected thee in thy hour of thy needed attention. Why did I doest such a cruel thingy?
Oh wretched person that I art. What has filled my hours so much that I have not put finger to keyboard and adorned thee with my wit, wisdom and folly?

Oh let us review this my sinful neglection?
I had schoolish work, papers, to finish so I couldst graduate and in the interim time since I hadst posted I have finished them.
I had a group project that we havest completed as much as we dare for we demo tomorrow at the mandatory final period expo.
I had my guitar practice, but how can a mere 30 minutes a day keep me from my beloved blog?
I didest some writing, not on the skin of animal but the flesh of trees. That is my other love and I was attending it more. Does that mean thou art but my writing mistress? Perhaps, but when I cannot spend time with that thou art a great sinful alternative, thou my writing adulteress.

I do have good news my love, I graduate next week.
I had a fruitful interview with for labor that may yet support my writing lifestyle for a while. Yeah, the hours art crappy, but it will pay the bills and I can write when I am oft work. I can write my regular stories and still find time for thee mistress.
I will be submitting one of my stories, written in my other life, and submit it to a contest of judging so that I mayest hopefully profit and be able to spend more time with both my loves.

I repent of my sinfulness and plan to spend more time with thee love.

P